zohbugg:

This movie was gold.

(Source: thorinium)

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Waffle burger!  (at Cupcake Palace)

Waffle burger! (at Cupcake Palace)

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

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acceleraptor:

livelylisanna:

thesilverali:

madokakaname:

WHEN YOU GO TO DRAW A MALE CHARACTER BUT THEN YOU REALIZE YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DRAW MALE ANATOMY

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WHEN YOU GO TO DRAW A FEMALE CHARACTER BUT THEN YOU REALIZE YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DRAW FEMALE ANATOMY 

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WHEN YOU GO TO DRAW BUT THEN REALIZE YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DRAW

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(Source: hiyokodere)

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ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

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-imaginarythoughts-:

tatianamacintosh:

pennylessproud:

"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

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Lmao

Fuck

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lchry said: do you follow Denny's on tumblr?

dennys:

tacobell:

They wish.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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