thatssoproblematic:

caffeinatedfeminist:

Another friend is pregnant

There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then

I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.

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Haffeh Eether!  (at The Lord’s Fellowship Church)

Haffeh Eether! (at The Lord’s Fellowship Church)

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they’re alive!

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jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

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pizzerist:

pizzerist:

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

GUYSS ITS A PUN BECAUSE THAT WAS YEAR ELLEN CAME OUT AS GAY

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peggys-magic-sex-feet:

one of us is gonna have to change

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

one of us is gonna have to change

(Source: bellybow)

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takethehtrain:

Happy father yolk is happy. 👨🍳

The Yolk! Coming soon to Vallejo!

takethehtrain:

Happy father yolk is happy. 👨🍳

The Yolk! Coming soon to Vallejo!

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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

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wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot

wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot

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toni-tan:

morgrana:

MY MUM THINKS THE LYRICS ARE "I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF FEEDING THE GODDAMN POOR?" I’M CRYING

Les mis: pop-punk edition

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